"You have your angel blade?"
"On my belt under my sweater where Uncle Sam told me to put it"
"Remember your angel shield, protect yourself"
"I will, I remember what you taught me"
"Call your Dad if you need us"
“And be a good girl for Kevin, alright? Protect him too if you can, but listen to him”
“First rule, listen to instruction”
“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole”
"Love you, Mary"
"Love you, Papa"
blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny
The masks were hard. We went through various different tests to find the right mask. The one I had at the very end was the most comfortable. I just really loved that arm. I was so happy that I could actually have a “thing,” opposed to a CGI situation. There were a few of them, but there was this one that was the hero arm and it shined the brightest. That’s the one I always wanted to use.
— Sebastian Stan
I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.
I’m not sure why, but it makes me so happy that they still hang out. 💝
I needed to see this
RAVEN AND CHELSEA FOR LIFE
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children.
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did.
WHAT THE FUCk
This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.
I support Farming.
In fact, you could call me
I was staring at this like ‘what does calculator have to do with farming?’ and then i realised…
for those of you missing the joke: protractor
Do you know the horrors that happened where you’re standing?
Life goes on, strange isn’t it?
Wow This is fucking brilliant. My new favourite post on tumblr.
This is truly a work out art, props to whoever created this
House MD Re-Watch: One Gif Set Per Episode| 6x17 “Lockdown”
“I like being alone. At least, I convince myself that I’m better off that way, and then I met someone at a psychiatric hospital of all places. She changed me, and then she left. We’re better off alone. We suffer alone. Doesn’t matter if you’re a model husband, or father of the year. Tomorrow will be the same for you.”
imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian
I’m going to die
I’m fucking doomed.
a flesh eating zombie? sounds like a great legal guardian.
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this movie was a cinematic masterpiece