is this how christian couples takes baths together
I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….
straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives
no homo couple’s bathtub
he accidentally brought his saxaphone instead of his rifle?????? i doNT KNOW, I THOUGHT OF THIS AT 4AM
WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS
IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.
IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.
I’m working on it
Okay, let’s try something
oh. my. GAWD
Goblet of Fire: CEDRIC DIGGORY
Harry Potter: This is awesome
Harry Potter: It’s gonna be such a fun year
Harry Potter: Hogwarts is definitely gonna win this thing
Goblet of Fire: HARRY POTTER
Harry Potter: I came out to have a good time -
Dumbledore: HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE
Harry Potter: I’m honestly feeling sO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW AND NO I DID NOT
the bae: “Why are you taking so long to get ready???”
me: sorry bae I’m just a-
I was just watching ABC News and they were talking about “Binge” watching TV Shows on Netflix and they explained
"Binge watching is defined as watching at least 3 episodes in one day."
Awww, how cute
I’ve finished entire seasons in a day…
*tumblr collectively laughs*
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
So today I heard these two girls arguing about fanfiction and when I stepped closer one of the girls shouted
“bUT HOW CAN YOU TOUCH YOURSELF IF THE FANFIC MAKES YOU CRY OVER HOW CUTE THE PAIRING IS I HATE IT”
going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out
Hijack/Frostcup hero AU!
Jackson Overland is a masked vigilante called “Jack Frost”, Burgess (former Berk) self-claimed protector; Hiccup Horrendous Haddork III is the only son of Burgess’s mayor. He went out shopping for art supply one day and got attacked by a robber. As a result, the ‘damsel in distress’ was rescued by his knight in ‘blue hood’ and got swept of his fe-foot!
First GIF ever!
Just reread Batman recently!! :)
Aliza Razell: Magic and Mystic Photography
Massachusetts-based artist Aliza Razell creates tickling self-portraits that explore philosophical abstractions through the merged mediums of watercolour and photography. Using Photoshop, Razell unites the two mediums in her Anesidora (explorations of the Pandora’s Box myth) and Ikävä (the Finnish word meaning the feeling of longing) series.
A series of posters, each with the header “Seizure First Aid” and the footer “Join the Fight. Source: www.epilepsyfoundation.org”
The list of advice reads:
Keep calm and reassure other people who may be nearby.
Don’t hold the person down or try to stop his or her movements.
Time the seizure with your watch.
Clear the area around the person of anything hard or sharp.
Put something soft (folded sweatshirt) under their head.
DO NOT try to force open their mouth with anything hard or your finger!
Turn the person gently onto one side. This will help keep the airway clear.
Stay with the person until the seizure has ended naturally.
Be friendly and reassuring as consciousness returns.
Offer to call a friend, relative, or taxi to help the person get home if they need assistance.
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
This is so important!
So many people don’t understand how to react to a seizure. This is important.
God only knows how many times I’ve done this and how many people I really wish knew this to have helped me as a little girl.
I remember how much her realization that she was “never going to be good enough for him” resonated with me when I first watched this movie. She decided to push herself, not to be with him, but to prove him the fuck wrong.
Strong female role models who can still wear pink and love fashion. Yes yes yes.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD
CAN WE JUST STOP FOR A SEC THO?
HE’S INSULTING HER FOR BEING DUMB
SHE GOT INTO THAT SCHOOL ON HER OWN.
WARNER NEEDED HIS DADDY TO CALL THEM TO BE ABLE TO GET IN.
I LOVE THIS MOVIE NO ONE EVEN UNDERSTANDS.
I’m fairly positive that this movie taught me that it’s okay to be very feminine and love pink and be super fucking smart and take zero shit from dumbass boys.
so i was trying to find a picture of a bird that is big so i searched “big bird” but forgot he was a character
so i went back and typed in “a large bird” and HE IS STILL HERE LOOKIN SAD LIKE I DIDN’T WANT HIM